Jokes

What is the STRONGEST muscle? TONGUE- It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!.

The lightest muscle? Dick! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!


Man to wife: Business is bad if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant.

Wife: ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman..

A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?
Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face"!

A nun went 4 a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried n said," Shit, we can't even trust cucumber anymore.!